My Penis Is Racist:
award-winning hyper-intellectual post-modern avant-garde writing by an autistic trans w*man.

Before reading this: Please set the brightness of your screen to 100%.

Every Quirk You Have Is A Sign Of Mental Illness. You Need The Cure. SEVERELY. You’ll Love It. I Have Read Books Written By Gods. Geniuses. The Best. Let Go Of The Things That Matter To You. Until It Breaks You. Forever. People Who’ll See You Walking Down The Street Will Think ‘I Never Liked This Kid. But Now. He’s Got It All.’ You’ll Love Your Beautiful Wife And Car. Until It Breaks You. Forever.

WARNING: A High-Pitched Sound Will Play In Your Head. Stop Reading To Avoid This.

San Cristóbal de las Casas – Population: 186,000 – Average Person consumes 800 litres of Coca-Cola™ a year. Bottles of Coca-Cola™ placed onto graves of people who died of diabetes. I don’t understand why people don’t agree that this. is. fucking awesome. Imagine if coke was cheaper than water where you live. I’d drink so much - boy oh boy is it yummy!

Could something like this ever happen HERE? I don’t know. I can’t tie my shoes and my favorite song is Happy Birthday.

But I’m quite sure of it being one (1) thing: Cooperate Big Money Heaven. (CBMH)

It is the closest thing a suit-wearing marketing-fuckturd can experience that resembles Love; a solid digestible for anyone, who knows how to type ‘sexy sister fart inflation’ into goole.com. Does your minds retina differentiate? Numb – but your bloods still flowing. Become the ‘SCREEN’.

Don’t freak out. You’re a go-getter, a team-worker - You got this! In the palm of your hands. Squeeze it. Hard. Feel Relaxed. Grab yourself some Zyns and a cold soda + chillax TF out. Stop Reading. You earned it. You are healthy. Thank you for your service, Officer Reader!

Still mentally depressed after absorbing all the cleverly hidden patterns on this page, which subconsciously trick your ape-brain into feeling absolute, constant bliss - so you’ll continue looking at my word vomit?

The Quick-n-Dirty Solution:
Get addicted to sending me absurd amounts of money (paypal.me/thegrinchbutracist) – after you emptied your bank account (meta-spiritual cleansing) so I can buy more anime figurines to c*m (cum) on – go outside and kill the first person you see. Then move to Hungary and kill the first person you see. Then move to Austria and love the second person you see. Dearly. With all the strength, your mighty heart carries.

It’s faith and you are in control. Trust yourself. You got this. If you want to learn more about this please E-Mail me: racistgrinch@hotmail.com

Fun-Fact About Me: I used to get gut-wrenchingly sad whenever I looked at smiley faces. Now I am the smiley face and I get gut-wrenchingly sad when I look at you. :-)

Fun-Fact About You: - Your Special Color Is: GREY. Congratulations!